![]() 11/05/2015 at 13:20 • Filed to: craigslist, florida, limo, kit, rolls royce | ![]() | ![]() |
Why the quotations you might be asking? Well, it’s really a Towncar limo in a Rolls Royce costume. Oh, and the pictures from
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are hilarious!
Like NEW ~ BUILT IN 2011 ON A “MINT” 1996 LINCOLN LIMO ~ LOW MILES ~ 59KMI. / 6 doors, Garage kept. w/ Neon Lights, Lazer lights, Strobe Lights, Cocktail table in the Middle with crystal glasses ~ 12 in all, and Silver Ice Bucket, Freezing cold front and rear AC, Newer Build on a Low Mile 6 pak limo, 6 door limo. All New Paint all New Vinal Top with the all new conversion, New 22” Chrome Low Pro Wheels & Tires, New springs, new heavy duty alt. VERY COZY! Rides like a dream. Golden interior (Use as a LIMO or use as your PERSONAL VEHICLE). The seller will deliver the limo to your door! 6 changing color Fog lights with electric center seat that moves 6” Back & forth for Maximum Leg room.
The middle seat goes back and forth 6” electrically, for more rear space, Shorter drivers the better for Max leg space in rear.
Full alarm System
red carpet
cocktail bar and 24kt glass trimmed and cooler added
Green Lazar light show on ceiling
Multi color lights (Brand new fog lights Neon 6 colors)
Front & Rear AC ICE COLD!!!!
Remote control sound system New with new speakers NICE
So Oppo? NPOCP?
![]() 11/05/2015 at 13:25 |
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“Use as a LIMO or use as your PERSONAL VEHICLE.”
Yes! Who wouldn’t DD this beauty? Plus, Uber it on weekends and make beaucoup extra cash.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 13:29 |
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You know what’s scary ? You can uber this but not, for instance, my S600...
![]() 11/05/2015 at 13:33 |
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Why not? Does it violate some Uber poor taste requirement in the fine print?
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The interior must smell strongly of vinegar and water.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 13:45 |
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It’s too old, Uber requires the car to be under a decade old.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 13:55 |
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Well at least they don’t make arbitrary rules or anything.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 14:15 |
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It's a year too old
![]() 11/05/2015 at 16:53 |
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There’s something fishy going on here. If you look at all the pictures in the ad, you’ll notice that there are 3 different types of wheels. And no pictures of the engine bay is a red flag.
I’m voting crack pipe on this one.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 18:05 |
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$3,000 would be too much.
![]() 10/08/2016 at 21:41 |
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dear friends my nicknames are Nicolas killuminati and the joker I have a afterhour club in dollard street called coffin and I have a gabling plan to make money become paper if you keep the black limo on the photo and sale it to me for a good price I would promise you all to become 50 % owners to the afterhour and the gambling plan can you I beg you to live me your address and phonenumber so I can buy that limo cash I soon as possible you can add me as a friend on facebook by the name nick dimotakis so you can see how I louke like or you can call me at 514 363 9653 god bless you
![]() 10/08/2016 at 22:43 |
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dear friends I beg you to keep this limo for me the joker I really want it and become friends with all of you thanks